Eminem’s big comeback isn’t shaping up so well.

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First, Nick Cannon rips him a new one. Now, the critics aren’t really feeling his super anticipated latest effort. (Well… some people like it.)

I haven’t heard the album and frankly haven’t been interested in watching the videos he’s released more than once. Are you really still beefing with girls? Nick had a good point. How many other rappers are beefing with women?

The whole Nick v. Eminem thing is old news now (at least until Em retaliates) but, better late than never.

Check out my favorite 5 points from Nick’s now-removed blog tirade against “Slim Lamey” after the jump!

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1. Talk about some new ish, homie!

Not only has his music not evolved, but also homeboy is still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn’t let him get to second base from 8 years ago!

2. Nick is upset, not delusional.

Am I going to battle Eminem and try to out rap him? No, that would be stupid. The dude is nice on the mic.

3. He’s just out of line.

Take notes homey, Elvis would have never disrespected Aretha Franklin or Diana Ross.

4. Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey – in schoolyard fashion Em likes to pick on the pretty popular girls.

For his entire career he strategically only tried to beef with people he could bully. I mean, what real man picks fights with women? Real MC’s battle other real MC’s.

5. He may not be a lyricist, but Nick does have industry clout. He could at least ban Em from TEENick.

Even though I got a lot of other obligations and occupations, you are my new full time job “homey”! As a matter of fact I think you going to bring my wack rhymes out of retirement! …. Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-ass Nick Cannon!!!

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